INTELLIGENT

INTELLIGENTadj. In politics, having a vote — in journalism, taking the paper; holding the same opinion as oneself; rich; veneered by the Chautauqua Society.


Sourissa was intelligent —
She worshiped only brain.
Dudeus was so swell a gent
He looked with high disdain
On intellect. He said: “If you
Were nicely stupid I would woo.”

Sourissa, contumelius,
Induced him with a kick
To revolute cartwheelious
Until the man was sick.
Contemplative of his gyrade,
“Nobody axled you,” she sayd.